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onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself
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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

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“no.”

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

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